A disease you receive that can range from not to bad to horrible. The worst case in the world is obtained by Ben Godfrey. It makes your brain mush and makes you retarded and dyslexic.
The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.
We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".
Bendyitis refers to experiencing significant physical and mental exhaustion as a result of excessive alcohol consumption over a short period, typically a weekend or "bender". This often manifests in symptoms such as fatigue, headache, nausea, dehydration, and overall malaise. It can lead to genuine sickness when the body's immune system becomes compromised due to the excessive alcohol intake, making one more susceptible to infections and illnesses.
After the stag, several members of the wedding party were struck down with severe case of Bendyitis.
Benneitis is when your name is Ben and you are an aviation student who spends each night at the bar contemplating his life decisions. If he's not at a bar, he is ripping Fortnite with the lads. He usually does not talk to girls because he's an introvert but he manages to come around once in a while.
Ben - "Dude, how come all I want to do is go to the bars and rip Fortnite? I am also a crippling airplane addict."
Dude at the bar - "It sounds like you might be suffering from chronic benneitis, get help asap you avit goon"