Beme

A social media platform that allows users to take 4 second videos without looking at their phone. No editing, just shoot and it posts it.

Hey man, check out my beme of me at the airport, its pretty dope.

Beme by mitchellest September 2, 2015

Beme

A social media platform created by Casey Neistat. One does not edit or view their own posts, you simply put your phones front facing camera against something (wall,body,finger,etc) and the app records and posts without any editing."Share video honestly"

Hey man, did you check my beme today? It's pretty good.

Beme by mitchellest October 11, 2015

bank beme 

the spiciest kind of dank meme out there. Used to signify a meme of extraordinary shittyness.

Daniel: "Yo Sarah wanna see some bank bemes" Sarah: "lol no"

bank beme by i_hate_silos June 7, 2018

Couldn’t be me. 

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.

teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.

Couldn’t be me. by kindagroovin February 26, 2020

can't be me 

When a situation happens to an individual that would never happen to you.

Dopinder: "My crush of 5 years, friend zoned me... I'm sad"
Mike: "Can't be me"

can't be me by MortyCo April 21, 2019

Be me a bone 

When you’re brother says leave me alone it a mocking come back that asserts your dominance

Brother: leave me alone

You: be me a bone
Brother: just leave me alone

You: I can’t leave you alone till you be me a bone

Be me a bone by Ace Avocado March 30, 2019

be me 

A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.

Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.

be me by itiswhatever April 24, 2015