A person from Valletta
A person always searching his father with no success
Son of a "Qahba"
Son of a Sailor
Product of the Second World War
"Tista tkun int" (it can be you) main attraction
Mandrist
Or seven years with out a Cup
A person always searching his father with no success
Son of a "Qahba"
Son of a Sailor
Product of the Second World War
"Tista tkun int" (it can be you) main attraction
Mandrist
Or seven years with out a Cup
by Anonymous S.B December 23, 2007
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The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
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This is important advice from personal experience
Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)
I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath
She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button
Please have your wits about you
And yes we still fucked
This is important advice from personal experience
Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)
I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath
She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button
Please have your wits about you
And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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