When you have so much diarrhea that the toilet bowl fills up and the tip of your penis dips into the crap (usually by accident), so it has a nice even coat of shit on it when you pull it out.
Employee 1: "I felt like shitting all day long, but somehow held it... and when I finally shitted, I nearly flooded the toilet in milkshake consistency shit"
Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"
Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"
Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"
Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"
by Johnny Garbage April 08, 2008
by Michael Wahl March 09, 2005
(1) When a man/woman sticks his/her nose in another woman's pussy to sexually pleasure her.
(2) When a man puts his nose in a cream pie.
(2) When a man puts his nose in a cream pie.
by Fuck Angel August 18, 2010
after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism
by Tyman March 26, 2008
Cut the bullshit. When you on the road and you don’t have time to lay out a line of Columbian gold so you dip your dusty dollar bill straight into the bag and take a big whiff. You think you just hit a little toot but it hits harder than your mamma giving you a whoopin.
by Belgium dip March 28, 2018
When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.
by K@ble June 02, 2024