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belgium dip

after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism
when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip
belgium dip by Tyman March 26, 2008

Belgium Dip

When you have so much diarrhea that the toilet bowl fills up and the tip of your penis dips into the crap (usually by accident), so it has a nice even coat of shit on it when you pull it out.
Employee 1: "I felt like shitting all day long, but somehow held it... and when I finally shitted, I nearly flooded the toilet in milkshake consistency shit"

Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"

Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"
Belgium Dip by Johnny Garbage April 8, 2008

Belgium Dip

When you bob for apples with a tea filled bucket with cum filled balloons floating around
Brian Wallace had a Belgium Dip party but he was the only kid who showed up
Belgium Dip by Michael Wahl March 8, 2005

Belgium dip

Cut the bullshit. When you on the road and you don’t have time to lay out a line of Columbian gold so you dip your dusty dollar bill straight into the bag and take a big whiff. You think you just hit a little toot but it hits harder than your mamma giving you a whoopin.
When you dip the dollar into the bag of blow and take a whiff. Thats the real Belgium dip
Belgium dip by Belgium dip May 17, 2018

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.
I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip
Belgium Dip by K@ble June 1, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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