Belgium Dip

When you have so much diarrhea that the toilet bowl fills up and the tip of your penis dips into the crap (usually by accident), so it has a nice even coat of shit on it when you pull it out.

Employee 1: "I felt like shitting all day long, but somehow held it... and when I finally shitted, I nearly flooded the toilet in milkshake consistency shit"

Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"

Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"

by Johnny Garbage April 8, 2008

Belgium Dip

When you bob for apples with a tea filled bucket with cum filled balloons floating around

Brian Wallace had a Belgium Dip party but he was the only kid who showed up

by Michael Wahl March 8, 2005

Belgium dip

(1) When a man/woman sticks his/her nose in another woman's pussy to sexually pleasure her.
(2) When a man puts his nose in a cream pie.

Sally said that Bob was gonig to give her a Belgium dip, after their coffee and cream pie.

by Fuck Angel August 18, 2010

belgium dip

after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism

when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip

by Tyman March 26, 2008

Belgium dip

Cut the bullshit. When you on the road and you don’t have time to lay out a line of Columbian gold so you dip your dusty dollar bill straight into the bag and take a big whiff. You think you just hit a little toot but it hits harder than your mamma giving you a whoopin.

When you dip the dollar into the bag of blow and take a whiff. Thats the real Belgium dip

by Belgium dip May 17, 2018

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.

I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip

by K@ble June 1, 2024