Beefy Sparkler Share definition Flag A withered or ‘spent’ penis He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy Beefy Sparkler by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Beefy Sparkler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch