Beef Snake

Long snake like turd derived of the home cooked variety

He just dropped a serious beef snake after all that dinner he ate!

Beef Snake by Lambeau1002 January 1, 2022

Shake The Beef 

Means shave the goose head, while waxing your unibrow.

Shake the beef

Shake The Beef by AFRO STEVE April 17, 2004

shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.

Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!

shake hands with beef by Pink Dog July 30, 2008

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

Shake Hands with Beef by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006

Beefshake

The man's answer to Kera's Milkshake.

"My beefshake brings all the girls to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you
But you're a fucking chump"

Beefshake by Mighty J April 19, 2005

beefsnakstik

Someone who continually brags about him- or herself.

“Who cares?” said BeefSnakStik. “I also have smoke flavoring, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrite.”
--taken from Jon Scieszka's story "Duckbilled Platypus vs. BeefSnakStik"

I met this total beefsnakstik the other night who couldn't shut up about how he's practically a Nobel Prize winner, he's so great.

Brandi and I have never gotten along, because she's such a braggy beefsnakstik.

beefsnakstik by horrid person May 2, 2009