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beaverguin 

The Beaverguin is a hybrid mythological creature that combines the body parts of a Beaver and a Penguin. Because a living Beaverguin has never been seen, artistic renderings show it to be built of a penguin's torso, a beaver's tail, and a combination of both Beaver and Penguin characteristics that make up the head. Half bird, half mammal, the Beaverguin if real would likely be proficient in aquatic locomotion.
Dude, I got drunk last night and got a tattoo of a beaverguin
beaverguin by bizzelmister September 28, 2009
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To work diligently or to be extremely focused on the job or at a task/activity. An active extension of the term “busy as a beaver"
Greg complimented his staff for beavering on the report and having it finished by the deadline
Beavering by madtrapper January 7, 2011

beaverjuice 

beaverjuice is a nickname for either the period discharge or cum of a female
beaver is slang for vagina so you can see where the term comes from
The girl i banged last night had smelly beaverjuice!
beaverjuice by CameronG August 9, 2005

Beavermint 

A refreshment after oral sex.
Mints in the shape of a beaver
Also known as Bereavement...
"Hey! I could use a beavermint right about now."
"Excuse me, do you have any beavermints?"
"Wow, someone needs a beavermint right about now."
"Save a tree, Eat a beaver (mint)!!!"
Beavermint by Wittness January 7, 2010

Beaveraunch

A dirty, foul smelling pussy. Particularly that of a dirty whore or prostitute.
That hooker had the worst beaveraunch. But I had sex anyway.
The act of cheerleaders behaving and/or dressing sexually provocatively to intentionally distract the opposing football team.
Did you see it when our cheerleaders moved behind the end zone, then started beavering the other team, and their quarterback fumbled?
Beavering by SBarnwell January 12, 2015

Beaverfungitis  

Beaver-fung-itis- an infection a boyfriend or girlfriend will get after they went down on their girlfriends beaver that had a yeast infection
does he have chapped lips?? Naw he got beaverfungitis from chowing on nasty beaver