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beaverguin 

The Beaverguin is a hybrid mythological creature that combines the body parts of a Beaver and a Penguin. Because a living Beaverguin has never been seen, artistic renderings show it to be built of a penguin's torso, a beaver's tail, and a combination of both Beaver and Penguin characteristics that make up the head. Half bird, half mammal, the Beaverguin if real would likely be proficient in aquatic locomotion.
Dude, I got drunk last night and got a tattoo of a beaverguin
beaverguin by bizzelmister September 28, 2009
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To work diligently or to be extremely focused on the job or at a task/activity. An active extension of the term “busy as a beaver"
Greg complimented his staff for beavering on the report and having it finished by the deadline
Beavering by madtrapper January 7, 2011

beaverjuice 

beaverjuice is a nickname for either the period discharge or cum of a female
beaver is slang for vagina so you can see where the term comes from
The girl i banged last night had smelly beaverjuice!
beaverjuice by CameronG August 9, 2005

Beavermint 

A refreshment after oral sex.
Mints in the shape of a beaver
Also known as Bereavement...
"Hey! I could use a beavermint right about now."
"Excuse me, do you have any beavermints?"
"Wow, someone needs a beavermint right about now."
"Save a tree, Eat a beaver (mint)!!!"
Beavermint by Wittness January 7, 2010

Beaveraunch

A dirty, foul smelling pussy. Particularly that of a dirty whore or prostitute.
That hooker had the worst beaveraunch. But I had sex anyway.
Beaveraunch by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
The act of cheerleaders behaving and/or dressing sexually provocatively to intentionally distract the opposing football team.
Did you see it when our cheerleaders moved behind the end zone, then started beavering the other team, and their quarterback fumbled?
Beavering by SBarnwell January 12, 2015

Beaverfungitis  

Beaver-fung-itis- an infection a boyfriend or girlfriend will get after they went down on their girlfriends beaver that had a yeast infection
does he have chapped lips?? Naw he got beaverfungitis from chowing on nasty beaver
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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