The words that describe someone that you love and think is so perfect, but so wrong.
Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.
The MySpace title and/or username fat ugly chicks use. They usually think they are better looking than they are. Also; beyond the weight and hideous looks these users are also bitches, gossiping drama queens and whores that prey on lonely fat drunk men.
"Check out the this page for `Beautiful Disaster` she is one ugly chick."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'