Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.
The MySpace title and/or username fat ugly chicks use. They usually think they are better looking than they are. Also; beyond the weight and hideous looks these users are also bitches, gossiping drama queens and whores that prey on lonely fat drunk men.