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Beatricize 

A workout program studied by Beatrice Middleton and all her friends at the local Senior Center, where she stays. It is taught by a woman who looks much like her daughter-in-law, Midge.
Midge: Hey everyone, let's Beatricize!

Flo: Yeah, that's a great workout.

Beatrice: Yeah, you tell 'em Midge. You get them going!

Midge: Beatrice, you're my mother-in-law, why don't you teach this stuff?

Beatrice: Okay, I will. We're gonna do this Gunny Granny style. Ten hut!!!
Beatricize by Dusty's Baby Powder December 12, 2010
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Beatrice 

A funny loving and king girl who thinks about other before herself but Is sometimes scared of relationships and anything to do with love once you find a beatrice always keep her by your side she’s one of a kind
Beatrice is amazing
Beatrice by Beatrice is awesome June 28, 2020

Beatrice 

Beatrice is one of the most beautiful people you could ever meet;inside and out. She has a very big heart that is almost as big as her butt. When she has a boyfriend her guards come up, way up. She will always go out of her way to protect the feelings of her loved ones. She is such a great best friend that if you have a chance to meet her you have to get her while you can. You can always tell when shes upset,even when she tries to hide it.she the most beautiful girl in pretty much the whole school, but sometimes she doesn't see it.she cares a whole lot about her education and it will always come first. She is determined, smart,gorgeous, kind, and the best friend anyone could ask for:-)
Guy 1: Hey that girl Beatrice has a nice ass
Guy 2: DUDE! SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!
Beatrice by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

Bearicide 

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.
We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

Beatrice 

A badass chick with a fiery temper and zero tolerance for bullshit. She's intelligent, weird as hell (sometimes you may think she's on drugs but she's probably not) and funny. She can be really judgemental and mean at times, especially when speaking her mind, which she does often as a Beatrice is very opinionated and a bit of a control freak. She's loyal and will take your secret to the grave but has a tendency to make a joke of everything, keeping her emotions to herself except when blowing up at bitches who are bothering her close circle of friends. A Beatrice is not exactly what you'd call approachable as most people think she's either a nerd or a raging bitch but it suits her.
Bitch: "Stop talking about me."
Beatrice: "Aww, you think all my comments are about you? Relax, you're not the only stupid fuck I know."

Beatrize 

Beatrize is a girl who is smart,but stubborn and impatient, yet she is kind and outgoing. When you first meet her you think she's shy, but when you get to know her she is fun and crazy (in a good way).
:) Beatrize
Beatrize by anonymous300088855592 August 28, 2012

Beatrice 

Beatrice is a very fun and pretty person. She’s always ready and happy to help with anything you might be going through. She’s very particular, a hardworker, but just when something needs to be done, because at the same time she is the first to call if you want to have fun. She’s very intelligent and easygoing, that does not mean she’s one you can fool, because she will notice almost immediately.

If you find a Beatrice you should feel very lucky because even though the name is quite common, finding her and being good friends with her is one of the luckiest things that could happen in your life. She’s probably the best you could have, so hold on tight to her because as a person, she’s very rare.
Beatrice when are we getting out together??!
B: I hope soon
Beatrice by neotrice4life September 16, 2021
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