beat your face
military pushups
beat your face by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022
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Beat Your Face
When a Make Up Artist Goes to Work on Someone's Face. Making them go From Plain Jane to Diva
Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.
Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.
Beat Your Face by BuckE December 24, 2012
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Beat your face
Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.
Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.
Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.
Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.
Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.
Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?
Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?
Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE
Beat your face by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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