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beastify 

1. the opposite of beautify;

to make appear ugly or beastly

2. to severely damage
He would beastify himself with excessive weight-training and steroids.

She was beastified by years of plastic surgery.

His affliction caused the gradual beastification of his body.

beastify by Lee Kin Yip Tsang April 22, 2006
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Beastify 

Pronunciation (bees-tuh-fahy)

–verb (used with object), verb (used without object), -fied, -fy;ing.
to make or become beast.

To beastify is to beast, or do something Beasting.
To beast it up.
To take part in or initiate an act of beastification.
I went to see Dream Theater last night, they beastify!

Jeff Loomis just beastified a 128th note seven string sweep arpeggio!
Beastify by ChunkyMonkey9 October 7, 2006

Beastifatality 

When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature
-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?

-it was a victim of Beastifatality.

-balls deep?

-balls deep bro.
Beastifatality by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014

Beastifiliac 

One who combines beastiality and necrofilia fetishes. Meaning that they have sexual relations with dead animals.
Denise engages in sexual acts with dead animals, she is a beastifiliac
Something that is a monster, yet is the most beautiful thing you will ever encounter in your life. Usually is someone or something with a horrible attitude, but is undeniably gorgeous.
Hey have you seen the beastiful New girl? She's so mean, but so beautiful
Beastiful by awkotaco1905 November 3, 2013

Beastification

The act of beasting.
Wow! That catch was pure beastification!
To make or be made the best
He tried to bestify when becoming a doctor.
Bestify by Dr.M. M.B.B.S October 8, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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