Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.

Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.

by Plattsperv January 2, 2012

santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.

Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!

by B$ March 28, 2005

Santa's beard

When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.

I heard Antoinette gave him a Santa's beard.

by uknowhooXX December 18, 2009

Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012

Santa Beard

When you skeet in a guy's beard.

It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012