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Bear Glove

A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.
"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."
by Mistress Em September 16, 2015
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Bear Glove

Condom for a large hairy gay man
Hang on mark, let me find a bear glove before I fuck you in the ass -Large Hairy Gay Man
by kingrilion November 20, 2015
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Bear Glove

It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.
I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.
by Linguistically Inclined January 20, 2017
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photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009
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gloves for pooh bear

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.
by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017
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beardlover

One who watches Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a popular video content creator with a YouTube channel and blog called Wheezy Waiter. He calls the people who watch his videos beardlovers. (Tens of thousands of people now subscribe and watch Wheezy Waiter videos daily.)

People who watch Wheezy Waiter videos must love beards, since Craig almost always has a beard. Craig's beard has become the trademark of Wheezy Waiter.

In his video called "Monkey Falls Off Bike" (6/4/09), Craig addresses the idea that some of his viewers might not actually be beardlovers. He says: "Hey, Wheezy Waiter here from the internet. I just need to clear something up. Sometimes I get messages and comments that say 'But I don't love beards.' Well, whether you love beards or you hate beards, too bad! You love them. Hey, beardlovers!"

See definitions for Wheezy Waiter and Craig Benzine for more info about Wheezy Waiter or Craig.
Hey beardlovers.
Greetings beardlovers.
by martha_s February 7, 2010
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Bearglove

Gay slang for a man who likes to be fisted by large burly men
Tom is such a bearglove. He has trouble walking after visiting home depot.
by dewboy05 March 27, 2023
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