Bear Glove

A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.

"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."

by Mistress Em September 16, 2015

Bear Glove

Condom for a large hairy gay man

Hang on mark, let me find a bear glove before I fuck you in the ass -Large Hairy Gay Man

by kingrilion November 20, 2015

Bear Glove

It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.

I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.

by Linguistically Inclined January 20, 2017

photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

3 some elephant sex

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"

by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009