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Beanland 

1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.

2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"

Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
Beanland by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016

beanplate 

Don't beanplate the issue. It's just Alanis covering a Fergie song, nothing more.
beanplate by BeerFilter August 30, 2007

beanplating 

Overthinking.

Derived from the expression "HI I'M ON METAFILTER AND I COULD OVERTHINK A PLATE OF BEANS."
Perhaps I'm beanplating this, but did I come across as a jerk in that comment?
beanplating by Chris Mear July 20, 2008

beanland 

A beanland is a person with a fucking huge head which would be comparable to the moon or something of similar size or stature
-see that beanland?
-couldn't miss him, blocked out the sun for 9 minutes.
beanland by GAZFTW March 9, 2009

beanland 

a beanland is someone with a giant moon head.
comes from the latin danielus beanlandincuston.
beanland by GazFtw December 9, 2008

Beanpolaphobia 

Very skinny people who do not suffer from eating disorders. From the origin "beanpole."
"Dude, is that girl anorexic?"
"No, I've seen her eat. She has beanpolaphobia."
Beanpolaphobia by WhyNot007 January 12, 2009