Bean Teeth

A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.
Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?
by ashleyk85 September 21, 2011
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baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.
Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
by 37 April 13, 2008
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baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.
Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
by 37 April 12, 2008
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