Bavarian Papsmear 

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

Bavarian Papsmear by The Bausage December 3, 2007

Bavarian Papsmear 

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

Bavarian Papsmear by klondike bar May 9, 2006