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Bavarian Nap 

When your pets, who don't normally get along, take a nap close enough together that you might think they've become best friends.
Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.
Bavarian Nap by Brian Kelley November 7, 2022

Bovarian Napkin 

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!