Battery Operated Boyfriend
Battery Operated Boyfriend by TheDiamondGhast September 16, 2016
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battery operated boyfriend (bob)
A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
battery operated boyfriend (bob) by Roseread April 12, 2016
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battery operated boyfriend (bob)
sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life
battery operated boyfriend (bob) by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005
Battery operated boyfriend (BOB)
Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) by J.P041014 September 16, 2016
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)
A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend) by Loki✌ September 15, 2016
BOB (battery operated boyfriend)
A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
BOB (battery operated boyfriend) by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
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