Bathroom Chicken 

When two or more individuals are in adjacent public restroom stalls at the same time and no one wants to be the first one to start shitting due to the embarrassment caused from the sounds of their poor dietary choices from the day before. This phenomenon results in awkward and lengthy silences until one individual cannot control their sphincter anymore and proceeds to "paint the bowl."

Doug: "I had a horrible game of bathroom chicken last night. Me and two other dudes sat there for like 30 minutes before I couldn't stand any longer and literally lost my shit!"

James: "I almost shit my pants today waiting for a stall to open. These two guys were playing bathroom chicken and neither of them would flinch."

Bathroom Chicken by AFCop October 1, 2018

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

Higher than bathroom chicken by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025