Urban Dictionary: Bat

1. Australian Slang: Means to masterbate.

2. A club shaped object usually used in sports and made of wood.

1. Andy went home for a shit, shave, shower and bat

2. I stuck a baseball bat through the window of the cunts car.

by Pariahzero June 01, 2009

to whack off, masturbate, choke the chicken, squeeze the tomato and so on.

guidance counciler - "where do you plan to be in 5 years?"
chris - "having a bat"

by masafu June 20, 2004

the stock melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

nothing really special about it it has decent damage at close range

fresh install scout: i wish i could use anything but the bat

by snipermaintf2 October 27, 2020

"Big Ass Tits"
Breasts that are enormously large, but on a body that is not

Mike's girlfriend has B.A.T.s, but she's skinny as hell

by Jackal November 24, 2003

Acronym for Big Ass Titties.
Generally referring to a girl with large breasts.

Holy shit man, look at those BAT.
Yeah dude, I totally wanna rub my p33n0r on those BAT!

by D-Wali June 03, 2007

Champ: You know what they call bats?
Ron: What?
Champ: The chicken of the caves....

by BTheMiner December 26, 2013

big ass titties: usually refers to a friends mom that has Voluptuous titties that you wish to caress and titty fuck endlessly

a friends mom that qualifies as a milf and a woman with great big titties

by boss February 13, 2005