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Sea-Bass'd 

Inserting your hand, in a fish-shaped pattern, in-between someone's thighs and rapidly slapping the inner thighs back and forth.
Getting "Sea-Bass'd" is when one individual, of genuine demeanor, approaches another individual and suddenly stops and stares at the second individual until the approached party becomes concerned and raises the alarm. Usually, this will consist of hailing the approaching party with a typical social response, e.g. "Hey", "Hello?", "what's up Man/Girl?", or perhaps if the two parties involved are not on familiar terms (which makes the sea bassing epic) "May I help you Sir/Ma'am?". At this point the party conducting the Sea Bassing quickly lowers their posture and inserts their hand, flat and erect, in-between the target's legs and slaps the inner thighs with their hand over and over again, mimicking a live fish that has, somehow, found its self outside it natural habitat and within the domain of a strange land-creature's legs. This should be continued until the approached party has retreated. If done correctly, the initiating party may exclaim: "You've just been Sea-Bassed". This is an example of a "Front-Bassing", the most difficult Sea-Bassing to accomplish since the target is fully aware of your intentions for strange activity.
Sea-Bass'd by Hot-Tuna May 14, 2013

Chuck Bass'd 

You've Chuck Bass'd someone when you've had sex with a girl and dumped her the following morning or even the same night.
Inspired by the womanizing character named Chuck bass from the television series named Gossip Girl.
Sandy: "He dumped me just after we had sex!"
Joey: "Looks like you got Chuck Bass'd. Did you at least make it to the morning? "
Conjunction for the words "dumb" and "ass." It is not a species of bass.
Innocent Person: "I feel so stupid..."
Jerk: "D'bass!"
D'bass by AvidGamerShkunk May 3, 2010

bass drum 

1. Some of the sweetest instruments in marching band. Starts at #1 (usually carried by the smallest member) and increases in size. High schools normally have around four or five. Colleges/universities usually have many more.
2. That really big drum in concert band/pit.
1. Person 1- So you play bass drum?
Person 2- Yeah.
Person 1- Sweet.

2. Person 1- Oooh! BIIIIG drum! How purdy!
Person 2- That's the Bass Drum.
bass drum by Crazy Sarah August 16, 2006

Bass Daddy

That guy on drum line that kicks ass and tells all the other basses how shit goes. also has hella swag
hey that dude is a total bass daddy.
Bass Daddy by yusuke1994 September 7, 2011

Rusty Bass Drum

Rimming (licking) the arsehole while spanking the buttocks.
"Bitsy from Sexpots loves it when I give her the Rusty Bass Drum."