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Barrel Boy 

A sailor was having trouble dealing with having no contact with women while at sea. He finally confided to a fellow sailor who showed him a barrel on the deck. "You can relieve yourself by putting your manhood in that hole." Much to his surprise, it helped. One day, his friend said, "Gee, you look happy. I guess that secret I told you is helping." "Oh, yes," said the sailor, "I am feeling quite relaxed." "Good thing," said his friend. "Tomorrow, it's your turn in the barrel."
"mick just recently got promoted and because he's the newest to an elite group he must do his time in the barrel until the next person is promoted! He is our Barrel Boy
Barrel Boy by Warmonger_1 July 1, 2012
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Barrel Boy 

A Barrel Boy is someone with enough fat that their torso resembles a barrel. (They often defend themselves by saying its Barrel Season, but its never barrel season)
Brandon you look like a fucking walrus you Barrel Boy
Barrel Boy by RonaRandy December 8, 2019

Barrel Boy 

A Barrel Boy is A A3G Tyson, A Person Who Comes On the Ausie Elite Gaming Teampseak
Barrel Boy Is A Joke A Man Went to an island And He Asked Where The Girls Be yo And The Guy Was All Leik We Bang barrels Brudda.
Barrel Boy by iplowcowz221 March 9, 2013

Barret Boy 

Retarded 13/14 year old 'hard' lads.
They appear to have got it in to their heads they are from 'da hood' and are 'da business'...unfortunately not.
They use words such as;
Beef, Lid, Grok, Maaaate nd other worthless crap..please don't copy these fools.
Barret Boy#1- Goin up de park dis weekend to get stoned, yehhhh lid.
BB#2- Yehhh lid, nd we'll get pissed n ev.
Normal Person- *Rolls Eyes* For fuck sake..do you actually think your hard?!
BB#2- *Starts Going ooo Like A Tard* You startin a Beef, lid
Barret Boy by Aimee Stone December 15, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026