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barn door 

When a man has his fly open and visible
Dustin: Hi guys!
Kendra: Dustin your barn door is open.
Dustin: Thanks (zips).
barn door by WorthyWorthington September 2, 2013
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barn door 

vb. 1. the act of purchasing an item at a reduced price before the real value has restored to potentially make a profit.
n. 2. an item purchased before the real value has restored.
Jon believed that barn dooring as many players as possible would hide the fact he knows nothing about football because he is gay.
barn door by Renziek November 16, 2010

barn door 

implying that someone is as ugly as a farmyard animal
someone forgot to close the barn door!!
(said in a bitchy camp voice)
barn door by missy mary May 3, 2003

Barn Door 

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.
He gave her barn door.
Barn Door by Babe Material xD May 10, 2018

Barn Door 

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.
"David was amazed by that barn door."
Barn Door by anonymous April 12, 2024

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.
Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)
Barn Door Open by Online Fan March 27, 2015

barn door savage 

Aggressive country bumpkin usually with a ruddy complexion always ready for a scrap with the "townies".
"I went for a drink in a country pub but the local barn door savages kept spoiling for a scrap"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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