Barn Baby

A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.

I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!

by Lil’ Adolf March 7, 2019

Barn Baby

A person who was born on a bail of hay in a barn.

You think you were born in a hospital, but no you were born in the barn you barn baby.

by Barnbaby72 April 15, 2021

barn baby

A racial slur for a black kid.

I entered Detroit just to face a poor barn baby.

by Tildo December 2, 2010

barn baby

someone who dosen't close the door behind them.

hey mcdowell shut the door you barn baby.

by fullen September 9, 2005