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Barleyout 

The sudden and often explosive expulsion of alcohol from ones body by means of defecation
Excuse me kind sir, I must go barleyout before my next pint.

Oh! I'm so sorry but I have to go barleyout.

Sorry if I woke you up, I had to barleyout from all the drinking last night.
Barleyout by Da Waff March 24, 2022
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barleyite 

Barleyites – (derrived from comedy show 'Nathan Barley')

A word commonly used to describe those normally found residing in Shoreditch/Hoxton. Often found gathered outside such venues as 333, wearing extremely skinny jeans, a t shirt bearing an absurd slogan and something completely stupid because some twats told them it’s ‘so fucking in right now’. plus 'limited edition' strange colour combo trainers with extra bits of velcro
I saw a right barleyite at old street today
barleyite by Larara January 28, 2007
Going ape shit on someone for little to no reason.

being a total prick.
The economy is in the toilet, I need to baleout on someone(you).
Baleout by Christian Fail February 4, 2009

Goode Baleout 

Expressing oneself with very outspoken conjecture of the fanboy base. Usually using excessive cursing and in the format of a Baleout.

Originally attributed to the actor Matthew Goode in relation to negative reviews of the comic-to-film adaptation of Watchmen.
Fanboy #1: Dude, did you hear the guy playing Ozymandias in Watchmen said, "If fanboys still hate the film after going and seeing it, they can all line up and s*** my d***!"

Fanboy #2: Now that's a Goode Baleout!
Goode Baleout by FalconX2 March 4, 2009
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