Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name
will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s
drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA
don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling
grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special,
ingredients.