Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 21, 2023

bannock slap

A backhanded slap, usually across the face, with a long, wide arc. North American Indian origin (Cree).

Bannock is a rough leavened bread of Scottish origin which became commonplace among N. American Indian Tribes.

Mary saw the woman who snagged her man at last month's powwow, so she walked up to her and gave her a vicious bannock slap.

by piscescree February 11, 2009

Bannockburn

The Date 1314.
Place Scotland.
At Stake: The Survival Of Scotland.
In the Blue Corner King Robert IRobert the Bruce
In the Red Corner King Edward II (Son of Longshanks)
Result?
England Totally Pwned by the Scottish
Winner: Scotland

The English got Totally Spanked at Bannockburn!

by ayeyermaw May 15, 2006

White Bannock

A full status North American Indian who looks completely white.

Hey White Bannock, did you go to bingo last night?

by TODD MAN December 9, 2012

bannock bum

A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.

Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.

by twenty- November 23, 2013

Bannockburn high school

The most shitest school in Scotland, full of moany teachers, DON'T GO HERE IF U HAVE THE CHANCE! It's full of sluts and neds n ya don't learn anything cos the teachers are shite

Bannockburn high school is so shit, fuck this I'm dropping out and becoming a stripper cannae cope way this shite man, get me outta here!

by THE BITCH3000 February 9, 2019

bannock

A dense, poorly-leavened bread that travels well, making it a great, tasteless vehicle for calories. It is often used by tradidtional campers who canoe and portage for weeks at a time, as it doesn't fall apart when wet, and can be cooked in the heat of a dying fire for lunch the next day. That allows the campers to unwind instead of cooking, but adds to the density of the food.

Must be an old word for cake, because "bannock-hives" are 'swellings' from eating too many bannocks (i.e., fat rolls).

"Why is this bannock so hard?"
"Sorry, there wasn't any baking soda."

by PTSS December 28, 2005