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banana bender 

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.
When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.
banana bender by hinterland August 5, 2003

Banana Bender 

A cocktail they sell in South London consisting of banana milkshake, vodka and banana liquor. It's delicious.
"Ohmygod I propa fancy a banana bender in South London, let's do pub quiz aswell!"
Banana Bender by snoooksy September 6, 2011

banana bender 

An Alternate name for a gay person. To be used when you call out at a bunch of gay people.
Hey! You are a bunch of banana benders
banana bender by Tommo8225 October 27, 2006

banana bender 

The 'banana bender' is most commonly known as a sex position, the recipient freezes a banana. Once frozen the banana is then shelved whilst sitting on a massage chair to aid with insertion.
Person 1:Tom did you receive a banana bender last night?
Tom:Yeah I shelved the whole thing
banana bender by Mendax June 23, 2014

Banana bender 

Banana bender by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

Chocolate coated banana bender 

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.