B.A.M.B.
A Big Ass Mouth Bitch
rather than saying dumb hoe or dumb bitch this is the lazy yet funnier way of addressing a female.
most often attractive female with potential of giving amazing head.
Someone who is stupid or who's head is in the clouds, thus making it all the more fun to call this girl a BAMB
hunter:dude im talking to dana lately.
ryan:really? you gonna get with that.
hunter:pssh bruh that aint a question of course im gettin that she goin to gimme dome.
ryan:haha yeaah i bet shes good at it too and shes easy hunter:yeah dog she a BAMB
This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.
I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*