Bam Fag

A person who...

- obsesses over Bam Margera
- Masterbates to CKY movies
- Worships bands like CKY, HIM, and all the other gay shit
- Can't skate
- Plays Tony Hawk games
- wears anything with the word "Bam"
- has every thing Bam Related
- dyes their hair black
- draws heartagrams on things
- loves purple and black
- probably Caucasian

Chad: I want bam's ass! I would rather be slapped by Bam than have 5 chicks of my choice sex me up.

Jeff: Wow you're such a bam fag. And who the hell says "sex me up"?

by White Chad August 28, 2006