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Balls To 4

Midnight (0000 in Military time) to 4 watch. The first watch of the day's rotation. NOT unique to any maritime academy. In fact, it is a pretty common term in most branches of the military. I've also heard it called the Balls to Forever watch.
I'm going to go hit the rack early. I've got to get up for the Balls to 4 watch.
Balls To 4 by CDubb October 7, 2013
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Balls to 4

Contrary to the previous definition, this is and has been widely used throughout the United States military to describe the 0000-0400 watch and is. It unique to any maritime academies. It is a widely used term.
I had the balls to 4 watch last night, I'm really tired.
Balls to 4 by Nuclearninja October 7, 2013

Balls to 4

A term unique to the cadets at Massachusetts Maritime Academy, 'Balls to 4', is the watch from 0000-0400. Not actually obscene, the 0000's look like little balls.
James: The new watch bill has been posted, did you see it?
Mike: Nope.
James: Thats too bad, you have the balls to 4.
Mike: %&^$@!
Balls to 4 by Hadley December 13, 2004

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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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