Balls Tired 

So tired that your whole body is sagging.

(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.

Balls Tired by Douggins February 8, 2010

Tired Balls 

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)

"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"

Tired Balls by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013

zip tied balls 

it is the username/gamer tag of any pro gamer who doesn't feel the need to flaunt his superiority through "cool" tag or user. this person is an absolutely cracked player, and goated at chess. so not me.

bro #1: aye man i found this dude called zip tied balls on a game. he was cracked but wasn't toxic and congratulated the other team the only time we won.
bro#2: dam he seems like a chad.

zip tied balls by ZipTiedBalls April 18, 2024