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balls hot

It's so hot that you have to hydrate non stop to keep your balls moist.
You wanna go outside?
Fuck that, it's balls hot out there.
by Twigstick September 13, 2007
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Balls Hot

When it's so hot outside, that any removal of your pants results in releasing the pungent smell of your own balls
Guy 1: "I work in a non-AC shop in south Texas. It's usually 100 degree weather"
Guy 2: "That's Balls Hot, man! How does your girl stand the smell down there after you get home from work?"
by Malicious Mario August 4, 2015
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Hot Balls

An acute condition that caused UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis to remove his shorts almost immediately after winning his fight at UFC 229
From the Post-fight Interview:

Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"

Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)

Joe Rogan: “I understand.”
by PerfectRomanGod November 1, 2018
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Hot Balls

Hot Balls occurs when the testicles become overheated, causing extra drooping and unnecessary floppiness of the testicles. Often occurs in bed because of the consistent heating under the insulative properties of certain blankets.
Man, I woke up with a serious case of Hot balls this morning.

Also see: Slaw Balls or Hot as Balls
by Jc Dub November 11, 2005
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balls ass hot

A high, muggy, sweaty environment that is usully found when a large group of people are in a small area. Balls ass hot is detected by a person's crotch or anus. See swamp ass. Used to describe the temperature of a location, not of a person.
It's balls ass hot in your house, Dave. Let's all go outside.
by Sweating Tom July 30, 2007
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Hot Balls

an attractive institutional equity salesman that flexes his muscles a lot and parades around New York all the time
by _bananas June 17, 2011
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hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners
Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good
by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016
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