slag ballast

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 17, 2011

blow ballast

To defecate (Royal Navy slang)

"Excuse me chaps, I need to blow ballast."

by Andy June 19, 2006

empty my ballast tank

When said by a woman, to urinate.

I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank.

by K. Isaacson April 15, 2007

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2014

Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.

"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."

by Puffinchops6618 January 9, 2021