Ball Gazing

If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.

1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."

by Captain Cockblock September 21, 2008

Ball gazing

When a CO worker stands at the bottom of the ladder and watches you work....

Do you see that guy over there ball gazing? While the other guy works ?

by Whodat u December 28, 2023

Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

by DSeanK May 21, 2017

ballgazing game

A game based on ballgazing. To represent a ball, take your index finger and thumb and make a circle. Hold it below your waist. Now, get another person to look at it (not with physical force). If a person looks at it, you can punch the person twice. Resistance earns you another two per attempt. Usually punches are on the arm. Preferable among boys.

Person #1: "Hey, look down here."
Person #2 looks down.
Person #1: "Ballgazer! I get two hits."
Person #2: "What?"
Person #1: "It's the ballgazing game. Now hold out your arm."
Person #1 gives #2 two punches.

by C7Suareza3 May 25, 2010

Ballglazing

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008