The suffering of a sever case of being a ball bag, and generally fucking up everything you attempt, but at the same time having your head so far up your own arse that you can't actually see that you piss off the world around you. Inspired by working along side Jim Officer for 2 years. Commonly abbreviated to nitis.
"fuck that guys a ballbag"
"He's worse that that, he's got ballbagonitis"
"yeah, he looks like a fucking usless cunt"
Seeing your workmate miss a nail or mis-cut a bit of timber etc... "good one nitis, do you want me to get a school girl to show you how to hit a nail?"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.