The suffering of a sever case of being a ball bag, and generally fucking up everything you attempt, but at the same time having your head so far up your own arse that you can't actually see that you piss off the world around you. Inspired by working along side Jim Officer for 2 years. Commonly abbreviated to nitis.
"fuck that guys a ballbag"
"He's worse that that, he's got ballbagonitis"
"yeah, he looks like a fucking usless cunt"
Seeing your workmate miss a nail or mis-cut a bit of timber etc... "good one nitis, do you want me to get a school girl to show you how to hit a nail?"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.