A “Ball Tucker” refers to a male who places their scrotum as well as penis between their legs as to hide their crotch bulge in order to look more like a woman. This term is usually reserved for drag queens, transsexuals, cross dressing heterosexuals, and perhaps the mentally unstable.
Adam: Hey, what do you think about this pink feather boa with sequins
Jonah: Dude, you're such a ball tucker
Glitter Sparklez (the Stripper): Hey there, would you like a lap dance
Jason:*turns to Bobby* hey man what do you think?
Bobby: Abort, Abort, this one is totally a ball tucker, ABORT!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.