bald

A poor guy who's losing his hair. Bald men are known to be the last chosen when it comes to being desirable. Especially if they are losing their hair naturally. Women tend to look down on them like they have something wrong with them. Bald isn't sexy.

What a pity, he's bald.

by Scbk November 13, 2007

bald

Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.

hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head

by redwhale1387 March 30, 2011

bald

Short for battle, including WoW.

Wanna bald?

by jubjub449 July 8, 2010

bald

An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.

Ew, look at michael , he's bald.

by Error394 February 15, 2008

bald not bald haircut

When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head

Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.

by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 4, 2022

bald

exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head

some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"

by ICevil January 10, 2005

Bald

A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".

"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."

by Chris from da bay July 23, 2008