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bald
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An unfortunate condition which makes
men
go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they
will
wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at
michael
, he's bald.
Ew
,
look at
michael
, he's bald.
bald
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Error394
February 15, 2008
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