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Bald headed 

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A person who is annoying

And does WAY TO MUCH
And you just wanna smack
Stop touching stuff with yo bald headed self
Bald headed by Niya smith January 18, 2021
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Bald headed 

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Terrible liar.
That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
Bald headed by OnlyIknowWhoIam December 4, 2019
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bald-headed 

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A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.
Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.
bald-headed by Valinda November 1, 2006
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bald-headed 

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When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
You acting mighty bald-headed right now.
bald-headed by Pean Army August 15, 2019
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bald-headed 

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A man women think is ugly. Bald is not cool. Especially if it's coming out naturally. Studies have shown that women pick the man who's losing his hair last. Bald men are known for being untrustworthy.
What a pity, he's bald-headed!
bald-headed by Scbk December 9, 2007
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Bald-Headed 

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To have control over someone.
"I got that kid bald-headed."
Bald-Headed by PCooper May 2, 2008
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Pee Calculus

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Dutty

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma

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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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