"Look at that Faggot over there."
"Hold on man, I think he's French."

"Oh, my bad, look at that baguette over there"
by Dirty sanchez 420 July 11, 2017
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To get pimp-slapped in the face with a hollow sheath of french bread...the sole act of aggression allowed within the walls of Panera.
"Don't eat all of Johnny's chips or he will baguette your face!"
by Motards November 13, 2011
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The name for the protruding chunky roll of skirt created by women who roll the top of their skirt up, to get the effect of wearing a shorter skirt or just to raise a skirt that is too low.
Person 1: She's got a baguette.
Person 2: Baguette?
Person 1: That chunky circle around her waist.
by Piece of cheese January 30, 2010
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A long ass piece of bread from the country known as France. Also baguettes are fucking delicious in every fucking way. If you don't like them I'll run you over with my tandem. They also make for a good sword.
Kyle: ewww what's that you got there (popular boy voice)
Fletcher: A fucking baguette you little bitch
by IRunTandemsOnKids November 14, 2022
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Baguettes are a lovely food but also can be your best friend my baguette is very caring and can be the best one they are really pretty and if you get jealous then you can eat them and if you ask why you would get jealous is because of how beautiful they are.You might stumble into a baguette and if you do they will be the best friend you can ask for. If you want to date them you can she is absolutely fine.Her butt and boobs are the best features.they will also be very tall.
Ooh look baguette I'm going to ask to be her friend
by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022
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“Do you wanna eat a baguette?”

“Sure!”
by Ilikealuminumfoil January 15, 2022
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