Bagel sweats Share definition Flag After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice. *leaving a bakery* Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C! Bagel sweats by Emleh June 5, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Bagel sweats mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch