Bagel Fucker 

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

Bagel Fucker by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

Bagel Fucker 

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

Bagel Fucker by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Bagel Fucker 

one who fucks bagels

christopher fucks bagels, so he is a bagel fucker

Bagel Fucker by stevemitchellisfuckinhilarious December 30, 2008

Bagel fucker 

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

Bagel fucker by Carplad19 October 11, 2016