Bag of dicks

Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.

My manager Greg is a bag of dicks.

by InfinityAblaze November 22, 2011

bag of dicks

Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.

"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

or

"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

or

"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."

by Bryan745 October 27, 2005

Bag of dicks

An expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.

this exam sucks worse than a bag of dicks.

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

Bag Of Dicks

A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.

These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?

by outletIT July 4, 2019

Bag of Dicks

A bunch of dicks in a bag

You eat a bag of dicks.

by Skirata May 28, 2008

bag of dicks

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)

Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?

by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003

Bag of dicks

(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.

they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!

by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010