Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.
Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.
by Rich August 27, 2003
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A sack or parcel full of the male reproductive organs. Known to be extremely GAY.
by derpinferp October 11, 2011
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A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.
I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.
by RustyDoggers September 09, 2023
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Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.
You sir, can eat a bag of dicks!

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by Cherrynova33 October 30, 2015
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A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.
by cakenflies October 08, 2003
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Noun/Adjective. distressing; shocking:
extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting:
The 2016 President Elect's appointed staff is a real bag of dicks.
by Stande07 November 17, 2016
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