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Badly Packed Kebab 

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
Badly Packed Kebab by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab 

A slack set of Beef Curtains
Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?

Badly Packed Kebab 

A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.
Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..
Badly Packed Kebab by M Chantler October 20, 2006

badly packed kebab 

An ugly vagina, resembling a saturday night lamb donner kebab. With mayo
Mate, she has got hell of a badly packed kebab!
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