Badgers [badgerish] [badger] 

These are really a cult of lop haired lads who do not belong to the human species. They read gaming magazines and play on gameboy advances. They only people who understand them are those of the same species. They are so called because they ramble on at you about nothing in particular in 'badgerish', a language which sounds like this... 'hhhhhhhshshshhhhhhsssssshhhhhhhhhsssshhhhshshsssshhhssshhhsssshhhhhhsssssss

'Doyle'
'shut up badger!'

Badgers [badgerish] [badger] by MK December 19, 2003

Ear Badgers 

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008

Anal badgers 

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS

Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

crisco and badgers 

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Shoot Some Badgers 

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

Shoot Some Badgers by I got you back November 25, 2009

Looking for badgers 

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

Looking for badgers by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

poke badgers with spoons 

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

poke badgers with spoons by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008