Bacon Wrap

A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.

B) Verb. A deal sweetener.

Andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that muthafucka to LaRon's aunntie's house where he stay at.

The pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone AND extra ranch sauce.

If the bouncer isn't taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.

by A1MurderSauce October 6, 2012

Bacon Wrap

A piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect penis.

Variations: Bacon Wrap Ole'

Holy Swiss cheese Batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious!

by The Hairy Pickle October 7, 2005

Bacon wrap

Fat people sex. Plain and simple.

A threesome with two thin girls and a fat guy.

Sharlene and Katie had bacon wrap sex with George McFatty-just to see what it's like! Yuck!

by hey nnnnnnnniger August 2, 2009

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

Bacon Wrap Ole

Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.

Eric had a wonderful bacon wrap ole' for dinner last night.

by The Hairy Pickle October 10, 2005

Costa Rican Bacon Wrap

To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.

I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!

by Tincup123 October 30, 2011

Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.

Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."

by VoodooSoup December 18, 2010