Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 16, 2004

Bacon Bits

the extra parts of the vagina...also known as the roast beef curtain

man that is one meaty set of bacon bits...she is about used and abused...

by bitchslapextraordinaire December 09, 2003

Bacon Bits

The area in between your nuts and your anus, also called the gooch, which has many little dots of shit from not wiping your ass very well.

you want some bacon bits on your salad

by Spicy January 24, 2003

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 26, 2007

bacon bits

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

by TheCRACKERman September 20, 2005

bacon bits

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

by Sokerguy November 14, 2005

bacon bit

a word fourth graders like to use instead of ‘bitch’

‘You’re such a bacon bit, Tracy!’

by anonymous pickleperson February 18, 2021